Cunice - seriously like this isnt a joke. yah i havent been on since december but i broke the long painful non blogation series.
today I made a delicious lunch full of cooked carrots, mac n cheese, oranges, on orange plates, in an orange bowl, using an orange fork and drinking clear water from an orange cup. wearing an orange rain coat. why, simply because i felt the need for a little bit of orange in my life.
oh and last night i dreamed about the bachelorette but it was lord of the rings style. seriously it was the best thing ever, and i was a part of it. it was quite fascinating. and i woke up and had awkward red marks down my face, it was from sleeping on my hand but it looked wicked sweet like i was transforming or becoming a human red spotted cheetah or something.
i cannot focus on my homework. i cannot at all. not even a little bit. i am a non focuser but sometimes im really good at it i just dont get my brain, it decides to work awesome one moment and the next it goes on vacation to land of the rock stars.
standing on chairs literally helps you think more though. try it. right now stand up on your chair and start singing or rapping or reciting poetry or maybe even just speaking spanish and you will do better then ever before. some of my greatest thoughts and most inspiring words come from my brain working while i stand on top of a chair.
i think im losing some of my crazy, whered it go, if you find it please locate it
there is a transformer poster hanging over my bed, it is for my future child Mikey Dub. I invested. Coolest future mother? Probably not but Mikey Dub will love me. Why am I thinking about my children? Is my love life poppin! Lets all have evil laugh time for a quick bit. Muahhahahahahaha. No love life is not excelling, but always keep on open mind and be ready just in case you one day find yourself married and eight months pregnant with a boy and you realize you are having him tomorrow because he is an impatient one and is coming early and you dont have a name for him. for that moment, i am ready.
I met david archuletta today. I just awkwardly stood over him as he signed all my new friends books. i dont think he even ever looked me in the eye. his hair did look real suave. and i had planned all these witty and amazing things to say that would immediatly inspire him to become my greatest ally but when i saw him i lost all my will power i just sat there breathing over him. and the latest thing id eaten was orange food. i sure hope he isnt alergic to the color orange or anything of that origin otherwise id become framed and no longer beable to be a college student, i would have to follow him around and do all of his dirty work, like hug all of his male fans, to repay my debt of giving him orangeitus. oh poo, bring on the orangeitus
